Things I've Lurnded, Part 2

More from the Little Blue Book:

Things I've Lurnded

• Make sure to check the video recorder's status (ie. which TV station it is set to) before pressing REC. I once made my sister burst into tears by mixing this one up.
  
• I hate living in a squalid mess.
• Unfortunately, apparently a squalid mess is my natural environment, apparently.
• Don't say anything inappropriate around naked people. In fact, don't say ANYTHING around them.
• Having babies is a huge responsibility.
• Accept change for what it is.
  
• Nostalgia hurts. It also lies. Ever seen the movie "Never-Ending Story"? I used to think that movie was so cool...
  
• "Won't" is a contraction of "woll not". the older version of "will not"
• Wikipedia doesn't know everything.
• There is always another option. Either/Or? More like Either/Or/Or/Or/Or/Or...
• I am still really bad at following through on things!