· a human being (apparently)
· has approximately two feet
· does not smell like cabbage
· knows what chocolate is
· sterilises his money (or would, if he had the time)
· is not entirely convinced that Santa Claus is real
· has something to do with the number 11
· can't think of a useful rhyme for Thursday
· has run out of funny comments for this list
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